By : Iy Upadhyay Check out Part-1 here.

My Day!

April 26, 2015 Dear Diary After tucking me into bed last night (my parents thought I had fallen asleep), this is the conversation I overheard….right above my crib!! Papa: You are so pretty Mum: Mmmm….You smell so nice I was mortified! I mean…come on guys…get a room! You can’t be doing this right before me. Good, looks like they stopped. A second later- Papa: I miss you so much all the time, I love you Mum: I love you I was scared to open my eyes and witness the horrifying scene but I had to break them up before it got embarrassing for all three of us. I opened my eyes slowly and what do I see! Mum and Papa both looking at me and smiling. I cannot believe this! They were talking to me all this while and not to each other! Seriously guys don’t get a room…get a life!

Va Va Vroom!!

April 27, 2015 Dear Diary My parents are so boring. I remember choosing them over other potential parents from above because they sounded so “cool”. They appeared to be such travel buffs, foodies and fun loving people.  I thought to myself, wow they seem interesting. If I wanted to live my life, I had to be their daughter. Now, 7 months later they seem to spend all their time trying to entertain me (they suck at it!). I so need a break from them. April 30, 2015 I overheard mamma talking to papa today. They seem to be talking about taking a trip. Mamma said, “but she is so young!”, to which Papa replied: “wasn’t she at her best behaviour when we travelled to her dadi’s and nana’s be it the flight, car or train. I am sure she will be ok”. OMG, can’t believe you guys can be so naive….I was just leading you guys on.  Wait till we board that flight and you come face to face with the real me…<heeeheeehaaahaaaahooohooo> and yeah please say bye bye to whatever sanity and peace you have left. I am going to drive you crazy and embarrass you like there’s no tomorrow! Holiday did you say…<heeeheeehaaahaaaahooohooo> seriously guys you are so funny.

Peek-a-boo!!

May 2, 2015 Oh wow, is that mamma’s wallet….let me chew on it and bang it on the floor. It looks weird with the L and the V….whatever that means. Oh hey, there’s mamma, why do I see tears in her eyes.  Must be tears of joy…..and she’s now sobbing with the chewed up wallet in her hand. Don’t worry mamma tomorrow I ll start with your funny looking shoes…the ones which have M and K written on them. You’ll be so proud of me!

Long drive jayenge…full speed jayenge….

May 5, 2015 I am off with mamma for a coffee date. We will pick papa also up. I will let these guys have one peaceful date with each other while I pretend to sleep. Seriously guys just pretending….there’s so much I need to sa……….zzzzzzzzzzz. Oh well!  Catch you guys soon…ninni time 🙂